That is the problem.  Basically all “dumb” tv’s are lower end models.  So you can get one, but you won’t get the best picture.  No local dimming, 4K upscaling, high refresh rates, etc.  For the best features you have to buy a smart tv.  The simple answer is that you just don’t use the built in apps, you get the tv you…

Disagree. I disagree about the cookies part, that feels like a jaded stance to take, to jump ahead to the part where we’re assuming dude did it for the clout/props.

yet another display of “Yay Progressive Whites!” with the subsequent back-patting for calling out an obviously grotesque moment in American history on national television, yet doing nothing else about its historical effects on the community today.

Yeah, totally ... total dude-bro, frat shit ... they’re always doing culturally specific rituals and dances.

We had a rash of porch pirates in our area a couple years ago, so a few of us got creative: some put out label-free Amazon boxes of junk, and I started leaving out boxes filled with our dogs’ morning constitutionals and our baby’s most toxic diapers. Wouldn’t you know it, the packages in our neighborhood stopped…

They are preparing for the showdown at the Golden Corral when the early bird seniors take the last yeast roll.

Gotta keep our well organized militia ready to go... once they sleep off their hangovers, take a dump, and squeeze into their XXXXL fatigues.

This is actually quite logical.

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

Video games do pose a tremendous hazard to our nation’s children. Even now, as a 40-year old man, I still find myself jumping on turtles, eating wild mushrooms, and climbing down random sewer pipes.

“Sure, you can get married now, but good luck having a reception afterwards...without cake! Moowah ha-ha!”