I agree 1000%. I’m pregnant right now and my stupid husband read some stupid study about how pregnant women who drink stupid milk have smarter babies, and now we have a nightly ritual of him force feeding me a glass of milk while I cry and say I want a stupid baby. It’s the worst. THE WORST.

I know it’s not cool on here to like taylor, but damn clover did she kill your dog or something? You are salty as fuck.

“Yeezus, can you just give it a west already” said Taylor, swiftly.

#NowIKnowHowACapriSunFeels

That right there is why you derve a $5000 purse.

Sadly, not in our lifetime. I’ve also seen this variation, which is also true:

You’re being deliberately obtuse. It’s apparent that the quote is comparing the ways that men and women relate to each other, not that any man a woman meets is going to kill her. When guys go on first dates, their friends don’t tell them to text when they’re home safe, or advise that they go to a public place.

Will this never cease to be the truth??

I have a snow day tomorrow! Yay!

True. Medically, it’s interesting, because AFAIK no one really knows why, but it’s very prevalent in people with Down’s. Ditto low muscle tone, regardless of activity level. Some people who have it can play sports every day, and still never have an ab or a bicep, and remain overweight.

A lot of people with Downs also have trouble with their weight because of their condition. I don't know if she has been bullied before but this is next level bullying.

I’ve found it impossible to explain to people exactly why I love this show. The food of course, oh my god, the food.

For some weird reason, my father told me that if you cut off your belly button, your butt would fall off. This fucking fascinated me, and I would spent way too much time thinking about what the inner workings of the human body could possibly be to make sure a thing happen.

Justin Bobby weeps.

Without Peeta, I CANNOT, Stassa. I. CAN. NOT.

Hey, all you people who so confidently proclaim that you can’t imagine how anyone could ever like Chipotle and it’s not real food:

So, there’s this trope that all the pregnant ladies have hot celeb sex dreams. My online co-gestators were always mentioning their sleepytime sexytimes with Clooney and Pitt and the like, and I was moderately annoyed that I only dreamed about anthropomorphic food and household appliances in between grumpy repositions…

“She likes names that are similar to Justin, so she’s either picked Preston, Ethan, or Grayson. She thinks they sound great with Theroux as a last name.”

Today we give thanks for a Mark Shrayber Dirtbag.