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10/12/14

Excuse me, but the shards of Narsil wouldn't have been reforged into Anduril at this point.

10/3/14

lots of people.

9/29/14

No one simply walks into Mordor.

9/24/14

Next time I have an orgasm I really want to say, "Take 3 Satisfaction Tokens from the Intimacy Pool" but I'd just be talking to myself.

9/23/14

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

9/20/14

What an enormous doucher. Everything from the way he dresses to the designer furniture that is on the stage for some reason to the way he can only manage to say a few snide words at a time in between his condescending pauses, it all screams doucher. Say what you will about Notch, but at least he isn't this guy.

9/15/14

But can he sing Yakko's "Nations of the World" song at the drop of a hat?

9/4/14

When it comes to the internet, sometimes the only letters you need are FCK.

9/2/14

You mean real sword fighting isn't like this?

8/29/14

8/28/14

Lays down scoffing food when anime starts and not giving a shit.

8/21/14

8/19/14

So THAT'S What They're Saying In <em>Civ IV's</em> Intro

So THAT'S What They're Saying In Civ IV's Intro

Vocalists Peter Hollens (a Kotaku regular) and Malukah (you may have heard her work before) have teamed up to…

8/15/14

Pictured: Tina fey

8/11/14

Real <em>Smash Bros.</em> Is Way More Brutal Than Video Game <em>Smash Bros.</em>

Real Smash Bros. Is Way More Brutal Than Video Game Smash Bros.

A bunch of friends, some props, some shitty costumes, a production company...yeah, this Smash Bros. vid looked like…

8/9/14

Nope, can't be mad. Ending of ME3 was absolute shit that it really makes you wonder how the fuck it got approved. ME3 ENDING, NEVER FORGET! NEVER FORGIVE!

7/29/14