You can't take the 5th. You've been thumbing brochures haven't you?

It was a close friend's wedding.

We are not fans of the montage. Which is a shame, in my opinion.

YOU LIE. *puts hands over ears and starts rocking*

Have we gone TV-meta?

Also: people have sad that car culture is dying. Bollocks to that: car culture is alive and well and can make you friends in all sorts of unlikely places.

'Delightfully witty and charming'? Bloody hell, Ballaban, you've never been in a room with us, have you? The good thing about MSG is that it's what you'd do with your friends, if you had the time and the inclination (and an approved mechanic that made your roll cages for you every week). It's a bit silly, totally…

They're waiting to see how the show does, and if it does ok and we don't get hunted down and killed for breaking Pontiac Aztec, then we'll be out later this year. If it does badly, I have to go back to working in the kennels.

I don't know. It's going everywhere else.

Well, you're just worried that you might have to buy a 350 'Stang because it just ran super-hard at the 'Ring, aren't you?!

Crikey, that sort of stuff is a bit outdated. We're Brits in America, so there's a fair bit of mickey-taking about how we say 'aluminium', but other than that, we're all car people together. Honestly? Our contestants were the best part of the show for us two. And we still speak to most of them!

How do you know that?!

PINKS. I love Pinks.

PS. did you do art at school?

I'm glad you specified 'over-simplified manual CVT diagram' here, Torch. Or I may have thought it was an actual engineering blueprint.

Ball-bearing. There's something about a ball-bearing. Or a ball-bearing turbo.

Inspirations? It's kinda what we do at home, but with a tv crew and more fire extinguishers.

I was adopted.

What are you saying, Matt? My tattoos are not easily seen.

I left Fifth Gear about seven years ago - J still does it, mind. I went to an extreme diet camp and was braiding my own shoes for several months. I now work in a shop.