Whew good thing that ban never passed or else I’d be STARVING

Or the federal land you are illegally squatting on.

I believe his daughter if she says her father didn’t own a gun.

I still remember pundits freaking out over the ACA talks back in 2009ish insisting that if Stephen Hawking had been subject to the UK’s socialized medical care, he’d have died decades ago. And yes, people who let pundits do the thinking for them deserve the outcome.

Because even some forced-birth supporters agree that inbreeding is a bad thing. Yes, you’re right that there are far fewer cases of incest than rape.

I’m torn. On one hand I like the message, calm, collected, nice sentiment. On the other hand I am screaming , “OMG KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!”

The battleground of England 

This reminds me of the first time I saw Salad Fingers...creeped out but could not stop watching.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

“You wear a disguise to look like human guys...”

Mr. Lockerupagus

FYI, sharia law now involves scantily clad women, men bending over in front of other men, alcohol, and touching a pig skin.

1. My close family member is epileptic and I certainly wouldn’t downplay how terrifying seizures are. I know that very well. Nor is this the first time this has happened, although it is the first time I can think of that someone has said one Twitter-sized strobing image caused a seizure. (The other incident I’m…

Yes, that’s what this article said. You nailed it.

1) Completely redoing your constitutional model is not easy. Why haven’t we Americans gotten rid of the electoral college? It’s anti-democracy, after all. Having a queen with no formal power is less anti-democratic than having Presidential canidates get over 2 million more votes and still lose. Changing things is…

Democracy was a fun little diversion. But Georgie will put an end to all that thank you very much.

Coincidentally, this is also the procedure for when the CEO of AutoZone dies.

I’m so sorry you’re incapable of experiencing joy.

“I’m one of those weirdos who likes black licorice.” I think we’ve isolated your problem. Your taste buds are broken. 

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!