If only there was an organization that looked out for Italian Americans, that could advocate on her behalf, that could negotiate with the museum, maybe make them an offer that they perhaps might have a hard time refusing.

Have you met a cat? Your mere existence qualifies as "starting shit."

Thanks for that - I hadn't seen it. :)

I don't know the details but given how this country treats black people I don't find it implausible that we are missing nothing and there is no in between.

This conversation is about me obtaining ham, and whether or not it adheres to the traditional rules of being Kosher.

Rats are highly intelligent, social animals who spend up to 1/3rd of their lives grooming themselves. After humans, they are the most successful species on earth, given that they consume 1/5th of the world's food supply. They're thought of as dirty and vicious usually because of their (human-created) circumstances.…

I hope Binge Watching crushes Library!

If you don't get the reference, ask your grandparents. Then get off my lawn.

Also, had homie never heard of a goddamn photocopier?

I think it would be a nice Jezebel article to critique said letter. You know for giggles. Then sending a link to the letter writer via Facebook or some other public forum for "feedback".

You dated Newt Gingrich?

Sometimes I realize that this world is far better than I ever thought it would be.

ESPECIALLY not the baby on my avatar

You fuckers better not vote for babies :/

I'm not sure I like the name Charcoal Chicken either. That could connote that their chicken is burnt to a crisp...

Please join me in imagining the local TV spots for this theoretical restaurant, though.

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.