Ironically, I am extremely attracted to naked mole rats.

Is that what she's saying? Oh shit, I thought she was saying god didn't create sex to have half-assed BDSM. Obviously god intends us to do full-on BDSM.

Lolo Jones is a veriable moron, she also kind of sucks at her sport, but I don't know if being called a crack whore and beaten by psychopath w/ the charm of a bag of bricks would be considered "enjoyable" sex.

Tusslcuffs. Fistles.

I can't remember a time in my short 26 years on this planet where someone claiming to be the best, most loyal, come-to-jesus christian didn't mean they were the biggest asshole in the room

That's always been my favorite method, too. Haven't lost a single gluten in thirty-five years with that one.

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

I honestly don't understand the basis for opposition to assisted suicide. I can at least understand where anti choice or pro death penalty people come from, even if I don't agree with them. But why the fuck would anyone care if someone who is already dying wants to expedite the process? This ranks up there with…

ugh. do not STEP to my angel, Diane Rehm, and her tender voicebox.

I just laughed so hard. A tip of the hat to you, sir.

Except unless you are from a tribe with transparent tummies how can you watch it after it is in your stomach? I can't see anything that's in there.

she is the hero gotham deserves

It is really quite annoying that this movie does not even have the decency to be a total shitshow. Basically everything I've seen has it in the 2 star/C range.

CORRECTION: I was not wasted, I'm just disgusting.

I just thought I would take this moment to share my best Supreme Court justice story.

everyone, please respond with the sins of your ancestors and relations, since we're all exactly and equally as bad as our bloodline

What it says about our generation is that we've had to put up with an unconscionable level of nonsense.

someone said something to me with a historical basis, but i didn't like it, so rape.