Exactly. Money has greater value to society at large when it's moving between many points, and not stockpiled in a few.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

Well this gay couple comes in, and they spoke English very, very, well

That was evident when they murdered all those kids in the Super Bowl commercial...

I know the judge in this case and he hates that he had to make this decision. But it is consistent with the laws on the books right now - which were enacted before cellphones with cameras existed. However, my understanding is that there is a bill being introduced this legislative session to fix this issue so the…

I eat meat but I do try to minimize the amount that I eat because the overuse of antibiotics and methane from cow farts are seriously damaging the environment and our health.

If that happened to me, I'd just leave it.

I could have gone my whole life never even considering the concept of "vegetable chum," and I'm not even going to bother to look up if it's a real thing or not, that's how depressed I am about it, now.

I can't believe the ONE time an author gets unprecedented creative control over a film adaptation, it's fucking E.L James and 50 Shades of Grey.

That's unfortunate I was really looking forward to seeing the film.

I'm not sure I have enough for all of them....

The girl in that video IS exceptionally good looking.

Um.

this interview with the guy is one of the most amazing moments in journalism:

I laughed out loud because I am a child

It's all the will of the invisible poopy hand.

how is requiring them to post a sign saying that their employees don't wash their hands any less intrusive than requiring their employees to wash their hands?

Parents do not own their children. That's just a really weird and disturbing way of looking at parenthood. It's also not all that backed up by law or logic. I can sell my tv on Craigslist and yet those who have tried to do the same with children have found that the law frowns upon it and will put them in jail for it.…

As an animal rights activist, FUCK YOU KELLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY WHEN I SAY I BELIEVE IN ANIMAL RIGHTS PEOPLE THINK I'M FUCKING INSANE AND/OR THINK PEOPLE SHOULD STARVE SO CHICKENS CAN ROAM FREE.