The final shot in the segment has Paul pointing to reporter Chris Wolfe’s shoes and yelling “What are thoooose?”

I mean, I feel you, but one of my favorite albums of all time is Let It Be by the Replacements, and I’m sure they got shit for it at the time, so I feel like she can have this.

Not “some version of”: that is, verbatim, the full text of each individual email.

If we’re counting Kubo and the Two Strings (which we should), this will be her third straight summer in badass action sequences.

More like Aliens am I right.

I mean, I wouldn’t say she was in sex kitten mode in Fury Road.

I hope you were not at work at the time.

Worked for me, which was disappointing because I wanted to see a dog.

Worked for me, which was disappointing because I wanted to see a dog.

Yep

Yep

I meannnn I’m decently funny (allegedly), I think the only real solution to crippling self doubt is

Maaaaan, how does someone go from being a widower to a fiancé in 15 months, but the rest of us haven’t been in relationship for 10 years?

I feel like men would have less of an advantage in tennis than in most other sports; it’s not as much about strength and size and brute force as baseball or basketball. I might be wrong on that, but.

(Luckily???) Ryancare doesn’t cover dental visits.

I can only hope that no one on Veep has that problem (even though Tony Hale really is leaning in on the emasculated doofus niche, career-wise).

Films are, of course, subjective, but I would say the element of film-making that is least subjective is cinematography—and Wonder Woman had some gorgeous, effective, and thrilling cinematography.

There are more serious international implications in this incident, but at its heart this is no different than the man who died of dehydration in a Milwaukee jail last year.

Ice in wine only makes sense if the drinker has heard the term “Eiswein” but doesn’t actually know what it means.

As a man, may I just say…tough, but fair

It seems like a jury should be allowed to impose a civil penalty as part of a criminal rape trial, based on the preponderance-of-the-evidence standard, rather than the beyond-a-reasonable-doubt standard. I don’t know what that penalty would entail, and “should” here is really more of a “this makes moral and logical…