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NICE THINGS RE TRUMP

Because case law has treated him so favorablely to date.

It’d help if it were better beer.

Kim Kelly is the best character, no question.

Was the bandanna thing Chachi trying to start a trend or Baio trying to?

Evin paints her father has a wholesome, Heathcliff-esque family man as she tries to garner our sympathy.

Bobby Fischer would be relieved to know he was no longer the worst person with that name.

Is it really Stockholm syndrome, though? She’s not being held captive by him, she presumably has had no direct contact with him for over 40 years. Maybe she just wants to move on?

I bought Goodbye Yellow Brick Road literally last week when I saw it was on sale on iTunes and I realized I actually didn’t actually know any of his albums.

The protagonist is seemingly transfixed on…a small expository detail…that occurred chronologically before the film even begins. Why is he transfixed on this tiny detail, the importance of which is never explained to the audience?

In the Philippines, they’re brown and Catholic, so maybe the kids are all right?

You think that, but even though an egg is released from egg prison every month, only maybe two or three of those will be able to actually make the transition. Most barely make it a week on the outside.

And of all the offices where an anti-choice Democrat could hurt women’s right to healthcare, the mayor’s office seems fairly low-risk. Even if the mayor were as solid a supporter as NARAL could hope for, and Omaha were basically like Austin but with corn, there’s only so much they could do to change state regulations.

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Somehow, you left off the best part of the story: this promotional video.

It’s plausible that without Roger Ailes, the network will be markedly less horrible, even ignoring the dismissal of Papa Bear (who would never have been fired if Ailes were still there).

I understand trans individuals wanting to live their lives as their truest selves, and I applaud that.

The extended drowning sequence would probably be difficult what with the water restrictions.

“Sex with evil men” sounds fun.

I still am flummoxed by the fact that Lezestrada isn’t a real adult film—keep most of Aristophanes’s dialogue and the non-sex scenes would be as entertaining as the sex scenes.