TBF it’d be awful hard for her to have her people jump him without a working cell phone.

That is quite rude to Walter Mitty, who was unquestionably a hero.

Is #Birdland meant as a Patti Smith reference? (Answer: Probably not, but still)

Jesus, I hope you were able to somehow separate the kitten from its origin story?

I mean, is there a better way to increase Sexual Assault Awareness than the continued existence of Donald Trump?

I saw someone on Twitter suggest Jane the Virgin’s Gina Rodriguez, and I officially am vetoing any other actress getting the role.

Just pointing out that “successfully dine with” ≠ “dine with and avoid fucking”.

It’s a challenge—it’s a challenge —to resist temptation.

TBF I heard that it was Shorty’s birthday.

Of course, and I can’t speak to this instance, but whether or not officers identify themselves when breaking down a door can be a major point of contention, and LEO should take every precaution to announce their presence:

See also:

Legally, you’re only allowed to brandish a weapon against law enforcement if they’re coming to confiscate your guns.

Not hardly—he was just reëlected in 2016. Assuming that he wants to run for another term, in 2022 at the age of 86, anything he does to stand up to President Trump now will be long forgotten by then.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_in_Great_Britain

I feel like the meaning of “Hey, stranger” depends entirely on context. If it was an old friend that you had not seen in years, I’d say both that and “I love you” are entirely appropriate. And maybe this guy IS an old friend? Who can say?

Actual, kind of awkward question: why does the abortion debate center so much around exceptions to “rape, incest, and life of the mother”? I mean, putting aside that focusing on those exceptions is ceding too much ground in the abortion debate, considering the law provides for, and should continue to provide for,…

To be honest those are nice things to hear, regardless of whether the one saying them has a nose.

I mean, I got a pack of Keith Harung-inspired stickers, which are very fun but can’t be used outside Messages so are not super-useful

Unicode should do wine like they do skin color—you hold down on red, and brings up white, rosé, even orange Amontillado options.