• Nuts are, in general, not delicious

Came for this. Not disappointed.

I mean, did you think we were Canada or Finland or Nederland?

If I go for longer than two days without shaving, my face feels dirty. That does not mean that once I have shaved, I look prepubescent. It might be different for non-face shaving, but unless you’re interpreting “dirty” here to mean “unclean, as in the Leviticus sense”, then what are you talking about please.

I just checked, and he was actually wearing a brace or something. I have little doubt that he has worn two different shoes at other times, but not in this picture.

How much of this will happen upon the death of Prince Philip—who is five years older, and, as a man, statistically likely to go first?

There may have been something in the leaks that mentioned microwave radiation, and that’s where this idea came from, but I guarantee she is talking about the appliance.

Pretty sure that would be yet another violation of the Records Act.

Yeppppp

You’re lookin’ funny

I’m confused—based on the two clips, it sounds like the only thing that muted was “Fuck ’em”, which I mean of course that was muted.

“I’ve fallen, but I can get it up!”

The tape, like the rest of the Scotch, hates President Trump and enjoys humiliating him whenever possible.

I can only hope that Mexico has some sort of social services program specially for deportees, as I’m sure it would be to the country’s advantage to convince them to stay and get them acclimated.

While I haven’t actually seen any of the l films she was up against, she was SO GOOD in My Cousin Vinny that I do not get why she still gets hated over it.

Leonard Cohen. Get off my lawn (by which I mean dingy hallway).

Corporations should be leading the charge to replace our nonsensical employer-based health system with something better.

Considering this is based in fake science, why not combat it with fake science?

I feel like Finland is the red-headed stepchild—Norway gave us Ibsen and a-ha. Sweden, Pippi Longstocking, ABBA, and Lisbeth Salander. Finland has only given us Angry Birds and saunas.

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