I’m sure he prefers virgin White Russians?

This is all ignoring the fact that President Bush and President Trump don’t drink.

Can you imagine that any Republican (or any Democrat) in Congress wouldn’t rather Mike Pence be President? I feel like six months in, unless things markedly improve, it’ll take just one sizable mistake on POTUS’s part for them to begin proceedings.

So is he saying that, as a host, John Hurt deserved to die in Alien? Because dude, bad timing.

Walter, you should definitely offer your security services to POTUS

President Trump doesn’t at the moment, though it’s pretty clear that he should resign in disgrace from something.

I mean, I’m pretty sure Idaho had a statute specifically banning Midnight Cowboy from being viewed until 1996.

I mean, a stitch in time saves nine (million lives).

Waaaaaay less expensive than their previous campaign against Nazis.

#notallmenwhoarentgettinglaid?

What about a Lysistrata strike? Is that in the future?

The article describes them as “teenagers” but that covers a lot of ground. There’s a huge difference between a 14-year-old drawing a Swastika and an 17-year-old doing the same thing.

I mean, there are worse Peter Sellers films to remake but yeeeeeeesh.

Last time I checked the exchange rate, a McCarthy is worth about .9946 McKinnons.

http://www.theonion.com/article/ironic-porn-purchase-leads-to-unironic-ejaculation-1567

It would be way to patchy to actually protect you from rain but perhaps a parasol to keep out sunlight?

There is if you figure the appointee is either adequate or perhaps inadequate but certainly better than whoever might be appointed in their stead. Why waste time and energy against Mattis or even Carson (who is so unqualified that he won’t have a policy to implement and will probably do much less damage than someone…

On the other hand, they are both proponents of using eminent domain.

What Nixonism are you referring to?

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