Paid maternity leave so mum doesn't have to pump?

Yup. I would call them sex-crazed before sex-starved. They can’t seem to keep it in their pants what with all the escorts and affairs and bathroom hookups and hypocritical abortion requests.

Keep scoring.  Stop celebrating wildly. 

This painting was artificially enhanced and must never hang in the hall of fame.

I really hate Burger King, but now I really want to order two Whoppers Junior.

The problem is thinking about the refs as some sort of outside other when in fact they’re as much a player of the game as any of the players. Once you accept that playing the game around the ref making a “bad” judgement call (because it’s always going to happen) is just another piece of the puzzle, life gets a lot…

I’ve slowly come to the realization that if I’m going to continue enjoying sports, I’m going to have to close my eyes to the whole refereeing situation.

This is a good point. Reffing is probably the only job in the world out there anymore that it’s absolutely acceptable to berate publicly. Hell, even if you yell at a basketball player on the sidelines, there’s a chance you’re banned from the arena for a year. If you yell “fucking moron” at a ref from five feet do you…

Happy coach calls for a pass 1st and goal on the one w/maximum Lynch in the backfield.

yeah man, either shit or get off the wheelchair!

So many people are outraged either way and that is interesting to me. For some reason people think that other humans lives are their domain.

- Require that prosecutors and public defenders receive (roughly) the same budget.

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

“Why would a boss sexually harass her? I mean look at her. He’s successful and she’s fat and ugly. No way do I believe her. He could do way better.

One of my favorite stories is the time I was stopped at a red light (on my bike) when an asshole flies past me on his bike, cursing at me, only to slam into the side of a bus in the middle of the intersection.

Pedestrians are never in danger of injuring themselves while walking around, 

Drake is what he is. You want to read about the real Raptors fan, then here is a thread for you

But it’s May 2019. It’s absolutely the time to care that Joe Biden sucks. Pick a better candidate because as evidenced by Trumpy throttling the likes of Jeb! and winning the election, being assumed to be the candidate with “the best chance to win” is worth jack-shit.

Joe Biden IS a Republican you numbskull. Maybe you should stop worrying about labels and actually look at substance.