I have SERIOUS THOUGHTS about baby gifts.

Having sat through far too many atomic-level dissections of skate blades near the blue line, I have to strongly disagree with you where offside is concerned.

I think offsides replays are ridiculous.

I’d at least partially disagree on the offsides. If they’re offsides and score immediately upon entering the zone on a fast break, then sure.

PLEASE. STOP.

Judge: All rise!

Odd. You’d think they’d only consider a lawsuit if he spent too much time actually in the building.

Do you know what is actually amazing about you bringing this up?

Hey Chicago wadda’ya say...we’re calling 9-1-1 today!

The best way to retain readership is to arbitrarily send it’s long-time readers and posters back to the greys. I’m still salty.

Between the plagiarism issues, issues with women, and complete inability to run a campaign without a dozen gaffes, I don’t really see what Biden brings to the table. It seems like his big draw is that people miss Obama. I can only speak for myself, but that’s not enough. Not when a lot of other exciting candidates are…

Conservative lawmakers aren’t the only problem.

I don’t think it’s intention is to discredit victims. Pretty sure it is to keep them from reporting at all.

Each team should get a set number of Crime Points that can be assigned to individual players as crimes are committed, and once a player reaches, say, 51 Crime Points then a graduating set of punishments would be assigned by the league based on the player’s total Crime Points over a 3-year period. After 3 years, the…

The Republicans got a man into the White House who is on tape admitting to sexual assault, and was accused of rape by his ex-wife. They also got an accused rapist onto the Supreme Court.

So true! If only there were some safe place away from the “wide open world” where we could send 18 year olds in order to prepare them for it.

I don’t think he cares. He just wants people to applaud when he speaks. If that means saying things and passing policies that lead to women dying, that’s about as important to him as the welfare of people who work in his hotels.

Lendl should announce he is running just to kick Gilbert's ass again.

I hate everything Mets and I approve of this guy.  Ryan Braun can go fuck himself with a chainsaw.

Braun wasn’t upset but was eager to point out how easily a cup of piss can be mishandled