Ever since I was a child, I’ve hated missionaries. If you want to help people, help them with something useful. GTFOH with your religion, you assholes. This idiot deserved to die. It’s no different from standing in the middle of train tracks and not moving when you see the train headed your way. Well, except for the…

This right here is why Ohio State haters have zero business claiming the moral high ground. Neither does a blog who is under the umbrella of an outlet who celebrated the deaths of people it doesn’t agree with politically.

The “adults” all prioritize money over human beings.

At least he did the traditional Thanksgiving pardon of a murderous, blood-soaked crown prince.

When I got engaged my mom always lectured me in front of my fiance that he was going to be “the head of the household” by virtue of having a penis. We’d just share a knowing glance and laugh. Now I use it against him though. Can’t decide what restaurant to go to? Oh honey, you have to pick because you’re the head of…

As a White Sox fan who understands that the best third baseman in the system has never had an AB above A ball, may have had to move to first even before he blew out his achilles twice, and is only four years younger than Machado, I’ll take the lack of hustle in exchange for the 282/335/487 line, 6 fWAR/year, and gold…

To Alex Smith:

So my wife and I text animal noises to each other all the time - most frequently “meow” or some variation. Multiple animal noises usually signal we are especially excited about something.

Her constituents did that already.

Why is the most prominent comment on any article always so thunderingly stupid?

Elin Woods would say that sadly, Tiger is not at all concerned by where the hole is located.

Nah, we all felt great about Lovie when they went to the Super Bowl.  

How many more players does Maryland need to kill to qualify?

More eonomic development isn’t always equally better though. Have you ever heard of diminishing marginal returns?

I think it’s two fold. They don’t seem to have any rhythm on defense. And offensively, there’s no harmony. Without rhythm and harmony, they aren’t even what they pretend to be.

Aw, I was hoping the answer was “dress in a bear suit and punch her in the face.”

Canada is going to be so moderately displeased when Nigeria tries to claim Steve Nash.

Any Steelers player that has publicly shamed Le’Veon during this process who complains about a contract dispute in the future should have Yakety Sax played in their face until they stop talking.

Eh, I’m sure parity is what does it for some consumers, yeah, but there’s actually not much basis for claiming parity in sports is something most people give a crap about at all. Dynasties have never hurt the NBA’s, NFL’s, or MLB’s popularity, and the most popular sports leagues in the world—European club soccer…

Insanely Hot take: Go to the game tape.