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Carry-on fees. I’m looking at you, Allegiant and Spirit. Every time I’ve considered flying them and then read all the fine print and added up all the fees, they cost within $50 of flying a “real” airline. Not worth the hassle.

You’re not paying for nitrogen. you’re paying for oxygen removal.

Shift Up > Shift Up > Shift Down > Shift Down > Steer Left > Steer Right > Steer Left > Steer Right > Brake > Accelerate > Start Engine

only people who don’t know that turbocharging gives you torque, not diesel.

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Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

The trucks were able to pass the emissions tests because they were set to retard the timing during a city cycle like the one that the EPA ran when they tested them which produced lower combustion temperatures and resulted in lower NOx levels. Once the trucks started moving down the highway, the ECMs recognized that

Alright....which one of you idiots installed the trap springboard?......

and there are a lot of laws i disagree with. doesn’t mean i disregard them.

I heard there’s a clock in that Ferrari too. Send in the Omega Force.

I guess our real disagreement is over how to deal with idiot teachers. The engineering teacher saw that it was obviously a clock, but was (correctly) worried that the rest of the faculty had enough racists and idiots to not notice. My view is that the teachers weren’t being honest, since if they really thought it was

I’ll just leave this here.

As is the state.

Exactly the high-quality, late-breaking, investigative reporting we’ve all come to expect from Jalopnik.

Once I pointed out how bad the tires were he got it fixed immediately. He was just clueless.

It’s not every day a car has an e-pillar.

I swear to the mighty gods of all that is four-wheeled, if one of you clowns buys this and so much as looks at Summit Racing...

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The General. Pretty much all of them. That jingle, it haunts my nightmares...