“You are without question the worst husband in the history of human mating.”

I “loved” the spider-skull things from Doom 3. Fucking creepy little buggers, you fight some big baddies, and then when you’ve killed them you’re still taking damage, you look around and see nothing and then look down, and there’s this upside-down skull anklebiter motherfucker down at your feet fanatically chewing…

I used to pop on Doctor Who all the time as it was my comfort food TV show. Now, I have no idea where it is and never watch it anymore. Good job everyone

One thing I’ve noticed as a middle school librarian is that kids really do just watch whatever’s on Netflix. Years ago, Doctor Who was very popular in my school, but it hasn’t been since it left Netflix in 2015 or whenever that was.

It’s only been 9 months since Friends left Netflix, but I already don’t hear about it…

The funny thing is that NBC thinks that this will provide an incentive for people to subscribe to Peecock Premium.

There’s too many fucking services. Fucking hell.

It was fun while it lasted... to be fair, I mustve watched Parks and Recreation on Netflix more times than any other show in there enough that I just gave in and decided to get the Box Set..

I love the side and rear profile of this, and the quirky colored interior is very neat to see. Not immediately wild about the front end, but I think it’ll look better in person and peoples’ opinions on it will soften as we start seeing them on the road more.

Gotta be honest, getting real sick and tired of bots and scalpers ruining any kind of product launch. I feel like we should have come up with a way to stop these ass holes by now. I know FOMO is a big factor and we should all be patient but still, this is bullshit. I’m not even in the market for a 3080 but I was…

It’s the EclipseCross Fast & Furious Edition

I’m fine with cars having lots of cheesy special editions for no reason. It’s a low-effort way of adding a little pizzazz to the endless sea of monochrome pods on the highway, and if the owner gets a kick out of it then more power to ‘em.

OMFG!!! I bought Hyrule Warriors every time it’s been released. I’ve put probably 500 hours into the Switch one alone and I’m still not even close to being done with 100%ing the Adventure Maps. And BOTW is my favorite game of all time, in my favorite series of all time.

You bet your ass I am buying this launch day.…

Reason number 256034 I won’t be buying an Xbox:

I don’t get who is buying all these cars. My own parents, for example, are a doctor and a lawyer and live in a very wealthy town in coastal New England. Dad drives a 4Runner Limited, and mom is about to buy a RAV4 Prime XSE. Nice enough cars to be sure, but roughly half the cost of this thing.

Can’t forget this highly effective smoking cessation device:

90% of commercials are subconscious. The local Burger King is slow, inaccurate and crappier than usual. My wife and I will be watching TV around dinner time and BK has an ad every break. After a debate of what we want to eat, I end up sitting at BK and seeing they screwed up the order again.

As a 10ish year old boy, I was so utterly in love with the flaresided Ford Ranger Splash that you would think I’d grow up to marry it, or at least own one. That said, I am not as keen to own such a vehicle today.

I have a 2001 Chevy 1500 (very similar to the one pictured) with a stepside box, it has exactly 1 advantage over the standard fleetside; the box sides are fiberglass instead of steel, which means no rust over the rear wheels like almost all the other 1500s I see around of that vintage. Downside is that you can’t fit…

When I was a kid in Texas in the late 80s that was still the only shit to have.

I think this officially did them in