Smart ForTwo. Crappy looks, slushbox engine, poor fuel economy, just enough cargo space to fit a stick of Juicy Fruit, makes a Ford Fiesta look like a giant, completely impractical unless you live in downtown New York or Chicago. No other city has serious enough parking problems that you really need perpendicular…

If you buy through Amazon, they say they will have them on the 5th to ship!

Dirt modified racing, because "Asphalt is for getting there, dirt is for racing!"

Tractor pulls, but you gotta BE THERE SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Old trucks! No matter the make or model, whenever someone rolls down the street in an old truck people notice.

They keep buying these cars, so they MUST love them. Nothing says love like voting with your wallet.

It doesn't matter that he left them, the airline was gonna lose them anyways.

Fox 2 later reported on a restaurant serving delicious blue waffles, being tipped off by a giggling high schooler. They ended their broadcast with a preview of the annual "Lemon Party" an upcoming lemon festival, another tip from the facebook page.

I have a couple sun based hacks.

Do you like carryout pizza? Do you like the aforementioned pizza piping warm? If so, place the pizza on the passenger seat and turn your seat warmers to the highest setting. It will keep the pizza warmer longer.

Words of a desperate desperate man. It's time to let go, she isn't the same Lancia you grew up with. She's one of THEM now.

Wash it! It takes a bit of time but a new shine on a car will make it look much better.

#9. Are we getting our stars back...... please. I will do things for it..... unspeakable things.

So a young racer buys a beater car and progresses through many ranks and disciplines of racing. He amasses a large garage full of cars and wins the big race. After deciding none of the prior challenges was hard enough, he decides to race against his friends who have also mastered racing. Where do they decide to race…

It's easily Florida, it looks like cock and balls in the middle. Is it supposed to look like cock and balls?

Wait........ we're highlighting that the baby was unimpressed (those damn kids are never impressed by the old greats) and ignoring the fact that RANDY MOSS IS FREAKING THROWING HORSESHOE TOURNEYS.

Driving slower to drive faster has to be it. Push yourself to the limit? Your lines get messed up and you scrub off time. Take it easier? You were just plain slow that lap. It's freakishly hard to master being smooth and fast.

I gotta go with the classic..... Climb Dance

I don't know what you call a majority, but she is almost always in the bottom half for practice, time trials, and finishes. She did win the pole at Daytona, but a pole at Daytona involves very little skill (foot down 100%, keep it clean) and is 99.9% car dependent. Since Daytona she has not been in contention for even…

That's like saying I'm a doctor because I was hired as one. Not everyone who steps in a race car is a race car driver. Example: Narain Karthikeyan