I went to high school with Michael Jasper, at least he has SOME form of notoriety in the NFL....... fattest lineman

I will go out on a limb with this one.... any current F1 car. It fits the requirement for fun, but that's the only plus. There is zero comfort, parts are nonexistent if you aren't on the team and millions if you are somehow, you have no room for a passenger or your team themed luggage

First things first, stop and make sure everyone is alright. Call for help if someone isn't.

If I am passenger in my own car and you are driving it, I still reserve the right to control all radio and AC functions

I control the airflow. If I want AC, I will turn on AC to my desired stetting. Don not try to change it. I will listen to suggestions, but my comfort overrules yours. If I want to roll down windows, I will do so. You can adjust yours a bit, but don't go nuts.

Frankly, this makes farming sims seem so much more interesting

You also forgot to mention that the bus has a slight steer to the side so you can't just let the game go.

I have to go with the weirdest NASCAR game ever made, NASCAR 98. To start, the soundtrack had about 3 songs, two random southern rock style instrumentals and "Flirtin With Disaster" by Molly Hatchet. I still know that song by heart today because of the game. Then, the game has a cheat where your car can shoot…

For most boring job, I gotta say you forgot Overnight Security Guard. Nobody is there, there is nothing to do and you have to pay attention to all of the nothing happening. Where you work probably has a shitty cell phone signal too.

Oct 24 2003, a time before the stricter airline standards post Sep 11 2001?

S&S Speedway in Stroudsburg PA. Fairly quick karts on cement, and feels like dirt. Takes a bit of getting used to, but you get good oppo in every corner. Also, all you can kart for 35 bucks every other Friday night,

Any Current Mazda, It just says "Hey guys! Let's go for a drive!" It's literally smiling.

They noticed he was leaving lots of skid marks and driving like shit.

Tamburello at Imola has to be in the running. Flat out, bumpy with little room between the track and the wall leaves no room for error.

I nominate all 4 turns at Darlington Raceway. Because of the progressive banking you have to run the high line right next to the wall, a wall which has moved in because of the safer barriers. Next the two ends of the track are different sizes, so you can't really set up a car to run both perfectly. Everyone from…

Turn 4 on the last lap at both Talladega and Daytona. More times than not there will be an accident, and many many cars will get caught up in it.

I think it has to be a red Corvette, obvious answers are obvious

Current generation Minis have a secret second glovebox in the dash. I doubt it will beat the dogs, but it should fool someone trying to steal you stuff.

Booo! I know there can be too much of a good thing like driving, but the road trip is a national treasure! Try doing a road trip across somewhere like South Korea. So short, worst road trip ever (except N. Korea)

The biggest thing I do is convince myself that I'm on Top Gear and am on some epic journey. This includes"