Gonna go out on a limb and go with what I know.... Mini Cooper. They're quick, they're nimble, they're getting fairly cheap and they are a blast to drive.

K. Nob of Top Gear fame?

Didn't we know this would descend into naming old NASCAR drivers. I go with Coo Coo Marlin. His family does have a lineage of odd names with son Sterling and grandson Stedman

I see your Scott Speed and raise you a ridiculous first name. Lake Speed...... he drove the SPAM car in NASCAR in the 90's

According to The Simpsons you can cook some good eggs on your engine

At least he can get that same V8....... Oh, never mind.

It seems our sleuthing skills are being used for less noble acts. Soon I'm sure it will be "Identify this car to help police catch a speeder!"

BRZ/ FR-S..... from car show experience

I put in 25 bucks, for that I get in 1080P and a Poster. If you haven't already, watch the trailer. It's pretty visually stunning, and if you know what you're looking for..... Caswell is included

Oh well, didn't get picked today, but they did use my "less "Watch me do this" and more "Help me do this." I'll take it

Less "Watch me do this" and more "Help me do this" or "This is how you do this." More involvement means more interest

sustained

OBJECTION! Any state with speed cameras cannot be the best! (Even if I lived there a few years and it has some good roads, just too many grayhairs)

Gotta go with East Tennessee, lots of fun Applalacian Mountain roads, plenty of room for off raoding and even enough straight roads for a fast blast. Add low taxes, gas prices, awesome roads (seriously Tennessee has the best roads) combines for an awesome driving experience

Kansas! I know it doesn't have the population density and trouble with parking and stuff, but hear me out. Golf ball sized hail will dent everything you love. Frigid winters and baking summers destroy roads and make driving on them misery. There isn't even joy to be found with twisty roads; they are all boring and…

I can't help but feel we're missing something

07 "Heat Edition" a Roush variant V6 with a hood scoop, stripes, spoiler and badges. All around a lazy effort.

OBJECTION! Singing Bohemian Rhapsody is always appropriate, no matter the the setting or situation!

I would say a questionable looking, lazy seeming owner. I don't care what kind of car it its, if it isn't taken well care of it will be garbage.