Less "Watch me do this" and more "Help me do this" or "This is how you do this." More involvement means more interest

sustained

OBJECTION! Any state with speed cameras cannot be the best! (Even if I lived there a few years and it has some good roads, just too many grayhairs)

Gotta go with East Tennessee, lots of fun Applalacian Mountain roads, plenty of room for off raoding and even enough straight roads for a fast blast. Add low taxes, gas prices, awesome roads (seriously Tennessee has the best roads) combines for an awesome driving experience

Kansas! I know it doesn't have the population density and trouble with parking and stuff, but hear me out. Golf ball sized hail will dent everything you love. Frigid winters and baking summers destroy roads and make driving on them misery. There isn't even joy to be found with twisty roads; they are all boring and…

I can't help but feel we're missing something

07 "Heat Edition" a Roush variant V6 with a hood scoop, stripes, spoiler and badges. All around a lazy effort.

OBJECTION! Singing Bohemian Rhapsody is always appropriate, no matter the the setting or situation!

I would say a questionable looking, lazy seeming owner. I don't care what kind of car it its, if it isn't taken well care of it will be garbage.

Ask for forgiveness, not permission

I gotta go with Senna. Tons of philanthropy in his native Brasil, fought for safety, and I've never heard a bad thing about him

Bill France, he threw safety out the door (Talladega's first race) didn't listen to drivers and ruled the sport with too strong of an iron fist.

Aww, beat me to it! Good pick. He was also known to have to pull over and leave in the middle of a race to do his set down at the Opry.

If "The League" is to be believed, VW Jettas

Lets look at the considerations:

Yeah, you could get 3 LeMons cars for that

So are you saying I should NOT lick everything when I get a new vehicle?

I think the ideal solution for this is a HUD with a Ferrari 458 style wheel with all the buttons and knobs. That way you could see where you're going, have all the cool tech, and change everything really easily..... unless your wheel is turned at all.

They need to make the "a" more defined, it looks like it says "dort." Then again, it would look really good with a Bort license plate

The goggles! They do nothing!