It’s an attempt at catching him in “liberal hypocrisy.” Because if you went to a public school founded by a man who owned slaves, you should support deporting Muslims, I guess.

Also not sure acting like a human battering ram for four years counts as a “free ride.”

It obviously also means that you hate Cuba, you racist fuck. /s

In his defense, the Whtiehouse is a silly place.

I’ve spent some time trying to put myself in Steve’s place from that DM, but I’m genuinely struggling to understand it. Is he saying it’s inconsistent to have a problem with how someone views illegal immigration but getting a scholarship to UVA is implicitly supporting Thomas Jefferson’s slave ownership? My office…

“You play a kids game for a living.”

Except that liberals are leading the player safety cause specifically because they recognize that football players are not pieces of meat but humans.

So you’re saying they just have a deferens of opinion?

Not to mention his dad, Howie, was a firefighter in 1998's Firestorm.

And if another asshole from the northeast who spends most of his time playing childish games realized he didn’t belong in the White House either we wouldn’t be in this situation.

However you didn’t mind getting a 4 year free ride at UVA, founded by a slave owner.

The best of takes.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Chris...don’t you make me like you.

Another good part of this video is at 0:25 when the guy in the Hurricanes polo says “I gotta pee” and takes the Mountaineers fan’s spot.

“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s — oh, uh, sorry.”

His teammates don’t seem to like him very much. Guy doesn’t even congratulate him - he reaches for his own recognition. I’d be pissed too if my teammate wouldn’t actually play the game, and rather showboat from the half court line. I look forward to hating him as a college freshman, too.

Kid’s got a hell of a lot of pressure on him. With a name like “LaMelo Ball,” you better be the best goddamn hooper in your county. Good thing his mama kept going east into Chino Hills and didn’t stop in Diamond Bar.