Oh fuck the hell no. Unacceptable. Not any more unacceptable than the sexual assault and other shit that’s gone on, but beating a dog gets you a permanent spot on my shit list.

That might not have been “spit" ...

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

Honestly I’m finding this goes for many of America’s cities. IMO there’s culture in all of them, it just takes a bit more digging than it would take in say LA or NYC. But at this point, the experience you shared could probably be interchanged with 20 others without thinking too hard about it.

I include Mass Ave in the area I think of as being downtown and I think downtown is a damn delight. There are tons of places to eat, drink and have fun and they’re all within a mile or two of the circle. It is likely that your co-workers were either north or south side cretins who retreat every day to their respective…

Sorry that you don’t enjoy fun and that you have a very thin skin when it comes to your alma mater being bad at football.

What’s the total time from start to finish? I can’t YouTube at work so if it’s in the video or description I’m stuck between a rock and a corporate firewall.

1999? None of those players was even in the NFL yet.

Our legal losses are far more painful than your legal losses.

Four years of Trump for four games of Brady?

Yeah. Patriot fans are deflated at the news.

FAAAAAAAAAACK! FACK YOU, RAWDGAH! FACK YOU, FEDAHRAL CAWTS! PATRIOT NATION AND TAWMY BRADY WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

This ruling really lets the air out of his case! Haha. My wife left me.

That’s low-hanging fruit

Actually, I am surprised someone had the balls to report him.

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

You shouldn’t get anywhere near drunk. The upside—having a little bit more fun dancing—is not worth the crazy awful horrendous downsides that could result from getting too drunk at your own wedding.

See, now I’m just going to ban you again.

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

I hate how hard I laughed at this but only because of a minor rib injury.