It is not a penis, but I see your confusion as everyone who lives in Florida is a dick.

How are you ever going to expect real change to happen if you always keep voting for the lesser of two evils though? It comes to making a short-term sacrifice for long-term gain. If more people who wanted to vote their conscience instead of strategic voting did just that, things would actually start to change. I’m…

So many thoughts:

Ground rules include no penalties for hooking.

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

Actually, it seems like society has come to watching a dude vape hot peppers, then comment about how dumb that is, then comment on how dumb that is.

I saw a fucking stupid, groan inducing headline, and my first thought was, “This has to be a fucking Tom Ley post”, I'd say lucky guess, but it wasn't a guess. You make Mike Greenberg look like a sports encyclopedia

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

I always thought his position was IR.

Your screen name fits you well.

Jeez, who ISN’T on first!

Cavs in 9

And fewer happy receptions from Cleveland receivers.

Must be a regional thing. I grew up with parents that said stuff like, “Put that car up. It’s time for bed.”

I didn’t say they’re confused. I said they’re messing with me so I die sooner and they can have all my stuff.

If Simmons is claiming to be a feminist, shouldn’t this be cross posted to Jezebel?

@cmdrfire: Much easier to read a headline and then post a comment than read the whole post. Who reads anymore anyway, that's pre-9/11 stuff.