So apparently, Rudy’s friend Peter grew up and had a mini-me.
and New Yorker skin aint nearly as thick as New Yorkers claim.
Thank You! Nice manbaby whine ya got there.
Good news, Tony: all you have to do is invest in an outlandish facial tattoo and you’ll be turning heads for the rest of your life!
This is my favorite Tracy Moore article ever.
Hey! Focus! This is about Tony!
I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”
Possibly the valuable takeaway from this entire post.
It’s possible that the album looks like this
I got SO MAD on my last trip home because my Dad TWICE turned to me and criticized the way my sister looked. First he told me that he thought my sister was wearing too much red lipstick, then that he didn’t like her hairstyle at our other sister’s wedding. First of all, she looked amazing the whole weekend, but the…
I really appreciated the “I’m not wearing makeup for you” point of your post.
Amy Schumer is brilliant.