So apparently, Rudy’s friend Peter grew up and had a mini-me.

and New Yorker skin aint nearly as thick as New Yorkers claim.

Thank You! Nice manbaby whine ya got there.

Good news, Tony: all you have to do is invest in an outlandish facial tattoo and you’ll be turning heads for the rest of your life!

This is my favorite Tracy Moore article ever.

Hey! Focus! This is about Tony!

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

Possibly the valuable takeaway from this entire post.

It’s possible that the album looks like this

Ah, it's not just me. I'm not very old. 50 years from now I'll be that granny that googles a question in a place that isn't google...or whatever Google is by then. Or I'll just think it in my head because the computer will be implanted in my brain. Or something. The future is terrifying.

En Français it’s “Blonde...et alor?” You’ll always be Trixie to me!

YUSSS.

Expense Why Won’t Someone Account For the Patriarchy In This Year-End Bonus Amirite Amirite

I wish I could star this so many more times.

If you can't dance to Shake it Off, your life is meaningless!

Are you the guy on Vanderpump Rules?

my phone randomly capitalizes the weirdest shit. like FRIDAY and HALLOWEEN

Of course no one pays attention to what Piers Morgan says. He's an enigma... Everything he says is in your: