I have it on good authority that thousands of Muslims will be celebrating in New Jersey...

I’m letting everybody know that when this bastard kicks it, I’m celebrating. I’m not biting my tongue, I’m throwing a party. If it’s a weekday, I’m calling in sick, getting drunk, and having a good time, because regardless of the weather, it’ll be a really great day.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Our man Todd here is definitely a Nick Tahou’s guy.

Why is he shown in front of a Rochester Americans jersey in that photo? Leave the Amerks out of this!

Ok not to nitpick or anything, but the forearm tattoo(s) are in reference to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. “Too weird to live” on right arm, “Too rare to die” on left arm.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

He did, but ultimately his request to trademark the crucifix was denied.

Unfortunately, her dad was not impressed.

“North Koreans LOVE me. I’m gonna do fantastic things for North Koreans. I’m gonna do so much good, because, let me tell you something, its a mess”

Wu Ke mistake.

For a factory truck, I give that 4/5 bros.