Bummer. I was hoping Lucina would take his spot.

Your douchebag level is astronomical.

Yes, that is an entirely reasonable and not at all silly point to make.

If only I hadn't selected the option to force you to read my comment! I should have known it was wrong to take away your ability to scroll past my comment without paying it any heed!

Dear everyone quoting the joke at the end of the article: We get it, it's funny. We don't need to read it again in your shitty comment.