You conquer? Freudian slip?

Uni does it for me... I get a good 40 minutes of walking per day, at least.

"Thumbing in a softy"

I want to have a 48 hour bath in coke and become a jelly man!

I always want to reply saying

He doesn't need to :P You finished it in your head. It's better this way.

Look up bootstrapping o.O

True that.

The depths of the ocean scare me

No. rationally he should not, because such a huge amount of people are exposed to vending machines, I'd go ahead and say that proportionally a shark is much more likely to kill you.

What I hate is how most people here seem to think anything more than a t shirt/check shirt/jeans is formal.

When it comes down to it, my productivity depends on me. If I want to be distracted then I'll be distracted, whether I have the time-hole that is the internet in front of me, or just air. Deadlines are the only thing that reliably make me productive.

I don't. Too long ago.

And that is where the problem lies. Shipping is fairly expensive even before you take into account the weight of liquid+glass

No-one understands how much I want some jones soda

Sorry, but the adamantium version trumps the crummy diamond version in every way.

I never saw this before... and I nearly lived my life in bliss without seeing it

All I saw was the cleavage at 2:01

p-unintended

Dammit, I tried "numbersletters"