And here I was legitimately worried that they wouldn't be able to come up with dumb stuff without Vinny.

You forgot to mention how G4, having already axed its original programming in preparation for the rebrand, will apparently just continue to air the same repeats it currently airs, forever.

Well, it's an open question if lead-ins can build a hit anymore. Lead-ins (in many cases) do boost ratings for the show following them, but the audience doesn't stay when the show moves. Given how few hits ABC has, you can't blame them for trying though.

Nope. Uh uh. Wrong. Bullshit.

In an industry (broadcast television) that has been steadily shrinking 7-10% every year, Flat is indeed the new up.

No, movies aren't doomed.

"NBC placed it in ondeck circle, in anticipation of the end of 30 Rock or the cancellation of Up All Night"

"NBC placed it in ondeck circle, in anticipation of the end of 30 Rock or the cancellation of Up All Night"

Pedantic complaint: Chuck's last season was only to get it past the 88 episode 'minimum' (91, to be specific) for syndication, not to 100. Maybe switch to 'syndication goals'?

Pedantic complaint: Chuck's last season was only to get it past the 88 episode 'minimum' (91, to be specific) for syndication, not to 100. Maybe switch to 'syndication goals'?

I don't know why your list would include Who's Your Daddy, which aired one episode and was then effectively canceled, when you could list something like WB's Fearless, with Rachel Leigh Cook, whose pilot was picked up to series but was canceled before any additional episodes could be produced.