Use the guys that Kevin Uxbridge killed. Built-in excuse for their non-appearance.

In a movie filled with iconic performances, his is the best. All-time Cosmic Oscar for Best Supporting Comedic Role.

Good luck taking the Rock with horse archers and massed spearmen, Tyrion.

Wait, we remembered to cut that lightning/Toad thing that we put in as a joke, right?

He has a hard face but kind eyes.

My mom gave me this book to read when I was like 13. Good parenting.

I love how empty the world feels.

Including a guy who actually was Stephen King

I'll say one thing for the trailers, the guns look suitably large.

I was hoping it was a picture of your father's face with "NEVER FORGET" written above it

You can't just drop something like that without telling us what the tattoo is.

I don't know, man. What actually happens? Our hero massacres an entire town, including women and children. There's some nonsense with Jake and the demon that sounds extremely fraught to film. There's the slow mutant attack and Jake's "death. And finally My Dinner with Walter. Not a lot of actual plot.

Yeah it was dumb. The emotional gutpunch of the movie was a CGI lobster's line delivery.

Ironic because "thuggish" is perhaps the most descriptive word for Fleming's character. He's a real brute in a way that Connery is barely adjacent to and Moore doesn't even sniff. Dalton might come the closest.

Everything post-Montenegro is baffling. They had a perfect Bond movie and they let it slip through their fingers.

With Mathis doing that terrible thing sports movies do where they have announcers explaining what's happening.

And that skanky anti-terrorism show on Cinemax

OMG they are finally making a musical based on Castle
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without posts like these it's impossible to know who hates Zach Snyder the most.

the whole movie is set up for Hawkeye to die, but they chickened out.