Ah, fuck.

I would really go for someone with a glittery Darth Vader helmet on, imagine the monstrosity!

All I've read today is 'Strowman babyface' 'Thank you Braun'. But really, are we THAT insensitive to the senseless beating we saw? I mean, people, CAN ANYONE THINK ABOUT THE POOR AMBULANCE?

I just think it's Matt being Matt right now. He finally created a gimmick on his own and basically overshadowed his brother with his broken brilliance, whereas Brother Nero I think came a while after. It's hard to come 100% back from something so successful, from Broken to 'tag team North Caroliner Matt' with no real…

His cold stares directly at the camera are probably 90% of the laughs they get on the show. He's not going anywhere.

Which is a variation of a Reverse Pharoahnian

He's also known as 'Not Horatio Sanz'.

But ALL of that is in the 'scheme' area. They only did that shit to make money with racist/illegal reasoning.

'Charlie, let's go get this worm out of my ass' is something I want to say in a crowded, silent room, just to see the reaction.

Well hey, that reggaeton horn sound he made after a sentence makes everything funny.

Woah! Spoiler alert!

Well, most reviews and comments will be written with a touch of disapointment and negativity, due to the new orange president, and it'll be like that for a while.

That's good and all, but will the 80's short shorts transcend into the 90's?

I still don't get why The Rock hasn't done a cooking show. You got the name down already. OBVIOUS missed opportunity right there.

MCdiscountin'!

Sublime Slime = Faygo.

Bless her heart. Sasha Banks speaks like Vickie Guerrero in that she stumbles her words and has a lack of diction. Nerves maybe? Also, I get it, but isn't it rather 'scripty' that they ALWAYS have to say the company's name, the PPV event and the FULL NAME of the belt they're going to challenge for? Oh, and ONLY on a…

Did the main show ruin the secondary show for everyone? I guess when your four or five seasons into the apocalypse you know they got their shit together, and then a new show comes along right at the start of it again, where you know/can predict every move they make is gonna turn into a shitshow almost immediately and…

On the next episode of 'Everybody Hates Chris'…

Well, we usually do feel sorry for the mentally impaired..