It's the Blarts that we NEED, not that we deserve…

Fuck, I forgot about that one. Yep, Gamby's gonna get fucked.

I still can't see the problem with this line.

This is a show i have on in the background while I do other shit. When something cool or interesting happens, I turn my head and start watching.

You know he did a business, right? Adult shit right there.

It's almost like they get abortions and day after pills every other week in the hood. That's the sort of vibe I got from that.

That ended like a very weird Amazon review.

She's so small and cute to be a heel. I just can't buy into it. If she would attack me I'd just go 'awwww' and pat her on the head or something.

That 'hype' thing he tries to do with his arms is very awkward. It's like he forgot how to be a face.

And Tay Zonday silently waits….for his time will come again…

Anyways Vince still lives in 1988, where the puertoricans where heels and everything was pretty much cheesy.

True, but that doesn't play well in today's audience. Probably didn't play well in that era's audience either. It's just the 'two(or more) guys talking about being the best (horribly acted) in front of a green screen' wont ever work anymore. I think the backstage interview portions work better nowadays, they have a…

Yeah, there are other 40 year old tatas I would rather see.

For the record, I'm aware that it wasn't a play on words.

Lord Of the Drews: they walk for miles and miles to dump her in lava.

Cena and HHH could pee a can that says 'steroids' on it and wouldn't get even an hour of suspension.

You know how you do something that you instantly regret the second you start doing it? That's what happened with them.

Before Jared, I've never actually felt like petting a human being before. Is it those puppy dog eyes?

Ok this is on everyone's mind, so I'm just gonna up and ask: Given the similarities, can you USE a hatchet wound as a vagina?

Why would you call him a nerd on a discussion board about a show about ner..