His optimism fills me with hope, and then Richard falls or fucks up something and we're back to square one.

I'm mean like, call me when it's not beta anymore! Am I right?

Jared puts on those puppy dogs eyes and then fucks, I'm so sure of this.

Kind of cozy with the word 'scene', huh Chris?

She did that just to spite everyone. That kid is too cool for school.

The Dave Kim thing to me is so weird.

One *cough* of *cough* the funniest *cough* episodes* the show *cough* has done *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* so far *cough*.

He had a very specific set of diseases.

Now I'm thinking about a car filled with soup.

At this point whoever DOESN'T sign a contract will die. I miss the old days when we were actually surprised about something like this in the picture flicks.

I can. You have to wait AT LEAST a couple of months before hitting on your victims son/daughter. It's good manners.

I tried stopping a motorcycle like that.