Baileys can melt steel beams. 

Music performance rights. Do that and there are enforcers who will clean out your company. They will find you. They don’t feel remorse and they do not stop.

It is every place I’ve ever worked. Company X is expanding and doing great and has extra money. Company Y is sucking and burning through cash.

Funny - the Hornet, which was designed and built in Europe, is dead last...while the Ram, which was designed and is built in the US is first...

I need Fuel Efficient, or a large gas tank, or electric. Comfortable to sit in for long periods. Good tech (Android Auto, Heated Seats, Backup cameras, Adaptive Cruise Control)

I have MDD.

If you can flood a market with spurious choices, are you even trying?

The fuck?

Does the fuel tank have baffles?

Let him go.  Tether him to Hubble.  Leave him there.

Oooof. When I win Powerball, my new hobby will be buying up monstrosities like this and sending them to the crusher for my YouTube channel.

The private industry tried that already. Then the libtards made up ozones and complained about our future space hole, so Obama paid the Clintons to close it.

Boy, wait until Colin gets a look at the car ads from the ’70s.

Years ago, I repaired a ‘lemon law’ 2005 Ford Expedition that Ford failed to fix multiple times.

I like these, but it is hardly the most obscure or weirdest Pajero. Check out the Pajero Junior and Pajero Mini, but for maximum weirdness there is always the Pajero Jr. Flying Pug.

Just paint the hood to match the rest of the car. Carbon hoods, whether bare carbon or a faux wrap, make you look like a poser.

Bro, listen to reason! Sell the Tesla and buy more Ethereums, bro! You’ll be rolling in so much Crypto, it’ll pay for itself! Then cars will buy you! I’m genius!

A dozen cops for one stolen ca . . . Oh.

So, there is the Cybertruck.. and everything else.

Back in the stupid days, I had a race-prepped Alfa Romeo Spider, which was my only car. Fortunately I didn’t have to drive it everyday (my commute was a bus), but I used it regularly for grocery shopping and usual stuff like that. It had no top, so I did get caught in rain many times, fortunately, there wasn’t a…