If not, it may be time to finally open the Jalopnik Institute for Automotive Research if you happen to know any wealthy donors who care about important science like this.

This is the one true answer 

All of the retrofuturist excitement of gattaca minus the ennui-inducing monochrome. I’m down for this!

No. This car thing is a love affair. Some people may know more about your lover than you, some may know things you don’t. But nobody knows your lover like you do.

This is literally a masterclass in how to be a correct man.

Fancy Kristen FTW!! 1!

Bernie had his glaring shortcomings for sure. But just cause you killed Jesse James don’t make you Jesse James

The original A110 is a lot like French women. You have to squint

It’s not that he was being modest. He was just being true to his time and place.

Straight up you want a 2CV. Gorgeous, too simple to go wrong, weird enough to start conversations in the US, seats 4, canvas roof, and bang on budget. Italians gave us the phrase la dolce vita, but the French actually brought it home