This could have been a lot more interesting.

“average size Japanese dude”....

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Nice writeup, and great to see that they were able to directly answer some of your questions! This is good Jalopnik. Trucklopnik. Expedopnik. Circumvanilopnik. I’m just going to go now.

I think that was a “royal we”, meaning himself, or (more likely) Jalopnik. The quote itself implies that the US is a hard market for those small cars.

28 Daves Later

Where a zombie is cured of the virus after eating twenty eight guys named Dave.

I got to drive one of these, and review it. Left out of my copy were the the three incidents where the passenger seat was occupied by young ladies asking me to take them for a drive. ( It is probably worth mentioning that I am older than some deities and have the charm of an accident in a mall parking lot)

It’s all in preparation to SpaceX announcing that they are making Space Life Buoys and launching them in the upcoming weeks. It’s called the “Buoys to Men” program. When asked, Elon’s quote was “I want it that way.”

Do they not know how much of a good position they are in right now? Just make some more pedestrian models 400hp pure EV, 300 - 350 mile range and sell the crap out of them for 60K. Cowards!

All of them.

The best way to fly is unconscious!

Is it just me, or does it feel like Bugatti has run out of ideas? Even the Chiron itself feels like Bugatti didn’t know what to do after successfully achieving their goals with the Veyron, and were like: “well, we could just build another Veyron, but call it something else?”

You can’t play a game unless every single character has a flat ass?   Did a booty kill your parents?  Are you the Bruce Wayne of ass-tastrophies?

This is why you get liquor for drinks on the plane. The alcohol in it sanitizes whatever it touches.

will you finally shut up then, or move the goal posts some more?

Shhhhh. Hush now. Let’s all spend some time with this 2.7 RS.

If I was Amazon.