The best way to fly is unconscious!

Is it just me, or does it feel like Bugatti has run out of ideas? Even the Chiron itself feels like Bugatti didn’t know what to do after successfully achieving their goals with the Veyron, and were like: “well, we could just build another Veyron, but call it something else?”

You can’t play a game unless every single character has a flat ass?   Did a booty kill your parents?  Are you the Bruce Wayne of ass-tastrophies?

This is why you get liquor for drinks on the plane. The alcohol in it sanitizes whatever it touches.

will you finally shut up then, or move the goal posts some more?

Shhhhh. Hush now. Let’s all spend some time with this 2.7 RS.

Here everyone, have a Dino instead. 

If I was Amazon.

Bentley needs to be more like Koenigsegg and build a car that’s so slow it only needs a one-speed transmission. Very irresponsible.

How the company that made this exquisite work of art, could go on to make hideous garbage from the ‘70s through the early 21st century, is beyond me. I really hate Chevy as a company, but by God I do love the ‘63 split window.

For all the disagreement that exists in the automotive space, I think we can all come together on this one:

The Ssangyong one needs some clarifications:

Covered up in the garage 360 days out of the year is their pride and joy, which is one of only 547 built on a Tuesday in the middle of August by a man named One-Eyed George and one of ONLY 219 with these EXACT options. It was appraised by Racist Bob Collector Car Appraisals 5 years ago at $375,000 and they will never…

Bwahah. In my last year of grad school (2018), our Studio was meant to develop start-ups. I thought it was just the Professor who was being delusional, but I have gradually come to realize that the entire startup universe is made up of scammers, wishful thinking, and wealthy people looking for any place to grow their…

If an org has a vested interest in presenting an extremely effed-up view of the world, why should you believe it?

They’re easy enough to duckduckgo:

This seems like one of those “brilliant-stupid” scams that you might be able to get away with once or twice but certainly not 18 times. But rather than realize that, he apparently thought, “It worked once, let’s goooo.”

Even if it’s not the intended purpose, the point is moot because anything can be a butt-plug if you’re brave enough.