“It sounds like what they need is a good butler to run their household, who can then”... raise the children to be emotionally stunted crime fighters after the parents are brutally murdered. 

As soon as I saw the title pic, I couldn’t help but feel like it could have been a modern day Subaru SVX.

Nah, the Ghibli is definitely the worst. At least the Gran Turismo is pretty. 

Tatra is generally credited with being the first manufacturer to put cars with aerodynamic principles in production. This is a 1934 model. Well in advance of Saab.

For fucks sake just build this!

When it starts making money

At what age does a company lose its ‘start up’ title? 17 years after it was founded? 12 years after its first car came out? 1 Million cars sold? 100 years old? 

Doesn’t matter. It never mattered. Here’s why:

“But I’m feeling better!”-BMW i8

did a sneaker write this

Stealing another automaker’s design could prove to be bad, um... what’s the word?

Ford: We’re going to call our electric vehicle a Mustang to try to leverage brand equity.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

I have absolutely no idea who your avatar is. I'm gonna guess CEO of Sony computer entertainment? 

If your Sony car dies, does that make it a Walkman?

By the time I read everything, only about half of the car pictures had loaded, but 13(!) individual ads loaded for a pretty fancy woodchipper. So I am left thinking that a woodchipper was the most important thing of the last 15 years.

If their customers wanted a manual, they’d offer it.

Leeloo Dallas Multipass?

This may be worthy of an ongoing story on Jalopnik.

China makes 90% of the items you own, so if they happen to “back” a beloved Swedish car brand? Beats them not existing anymore. [see: SAAB]