Having to check email instead of having it assault me.

He said he learned to design a site so he could build this particular one. It's not like it's his day job. If you hate being a snarky smartass, don't be one.

That website would look great on my PowerMac 7100 with Netscape navigator.

To be fair, he learned how to design in 1998.

You notice that you never see Tom Voigt and the Zodiac in the same place at the same time?

I was speechless

You win and lose all at the same time. Because Taco Bell ended up inside of you.

Yay!!! You're like a fairy godparent waving a wand and making all my dreams come true. I'm a real girl now!

Old Man Says New Stuff Today Is "Pure Shit", Would Like You Removed From His Lawn

I think they should have focused on Sackhoff's character more, she was the best part of the show and the Korvis character should have been Jamie Sommers.

(Not to be confused with 'Thriller' mode.)

Defeat is below deankles.

"Sincerely, McKenna Peterson, The Fabulous Basketball Player."

These guys want to regulate vaping to fit their business model because the reality is that these things suck. They have a low battery life, low amount of nicotine juice and are very expensive.

Also, this is a gem of a quote, pot, meet kettle:

I go the Homer Simpson route and say, "Max Power."

ALL HAIL LORD BAPHOMET.

My Tamagotchis starved to death when I was prevented from breast-feeding them in public.

I like the mental image that another commenter made in response to me: her getting home and shedding her limbs like I do my bra after a hard work day.

We order a ton of stuff online and signature delivery is no guarantee that the deliverer is actually going to try to get your signature. Plenty of times, even when you pay for things like that, they just throw it on your front steps and drive away anyway. even when you're home and you're literally peering out your…