Yay!!! You're like a fairy godparent waving a wand and making all my dreams come true. I'm a real girl now!

"Sincerely, McKenna Peterson, The Fabulous Basketball Player."

ALL HAIL LORD BAPHOMET.

I like the mental image that another commenter made in response to me: her getting home and shedding her limbs like I do my bra after a hard work day.

We order a ton of stuff online and signature delivery is no guarantee that the deliverer is actually going to try to get your signature. Plenty of times, even when you pay for things like that, they just throw it on your front steps and drive away anyway. even when you're home and you're literally peering out your…

Sincere thanks to the tech and product people — both New Yorkers and Hungarians — for working tirelessly and staying up until the wee hours to deal with this. Köszönöm.

This looks like something you should be able to buy for a gazillion stars in Kim Kardashian Hollywood.

But, as someone who perpetually has her phone on silent and at the bottom of her purse... a discreet zap telling me to answer my phone would be fantastic.

What can possibly go wrong?

Wonder Woman is super strong and can fly. Heels are not a hindrance.

Because she has near-invulnerability, maybe.

God did everyone do that? Humans are so predictable it's comforting.

Tip 1: don't hire out an expensive hotel to hold something like this.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

They have actually fixed this in the 9 days since you posted. I credit you and your diligent consumer protection work.

My first read of this was that the super high powered A list boyfriend was Lando Griffin, and I got really excited

My son is 6. I assure you that he would never, ever eat a green, leaf-ish thing without asking what it was, and confirming how many bites of said green leaf-ish thing he was expected to take well in advance.

Yeah, but what if they had taken it home, slowly sauteed the weed in butter and then used the butter to make brownies and had eaten too many and freaked out? WHAT THEN?

"I kept thinking, what if my kids had eaten it?"

you should use it! You choose a charity and the charity get donations when you purchase eligible items. Most items are eligible.