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I worked in a sporting goods store with a guy who habitually farted in shoe boxes when he had terrible customers. One of these people nearly got sick after he opened a box of snow boots.

Friends don't lie.

Trap door is still my go to.

Full body tattoo?

Kevin Smith. He's likely got the outfit in his closet.

Loop around to that Zack Snyder shit, please. Stop it hard.

That's a recipe for a broken Romo. He's like one fracture away from a free air cast from the orthopedist.

Well to be fair, his humor in this clip is pretty sexist. Reminds me of a bad Woody Allen/Bob Hope impression when he fumbles all over her anatomy.

And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the observational comedians ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of Seinfeld. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in

Is this a documentary? It seems like it's not broadly comic in any way, especially children playing a social media team.

That's one dark nihilistic fridge,

That LL video is a testament to one MC's credibility going poof before our eyes. I'm still not sure if his head or his hat is like a shark's fin.

Josh Gad is a truly mediocre monster.

Al Capone was bad, really bad. It's like the Legion is doing the same stupid crap that Vandal Savage was doing and now we have three annoying villains to do the work of one. This show is not long for the air if it keeps serving up this warmed over tripe.

We really should call Taiwan and ask what they think first.

Mystic Pizza is totally connected to a child slavery ring. All the clues are embedded in the movie. It's been going on for years. Pizzapdoinfonews.com.co.biz… told me so.

How do they drive with those suits on? It's impossible!

I'm not sure I follow this, I might need to know exactly how he got his powers and any backstory that might shape his world view.