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I swear I've been to that airport bar.

I didn't see don't think twice, but I hear you.

Split up!
Get on each other's shoulders and pretend you're Andre the Giant!
Go a capella and annoy the killer with a rendition of Crazi in Love!

He is so hungry for justice…and a nice buffet…and a good sit. Not in that order, possibly.

They let him eat the extras on a roasted spit.

Did they just spray on his hair, goatee, suit and briefcase on that scene? That is amazing.

you're being stabbed by a hunting knife..go!
you're being electrocuted…go!
you're a thirteen year old boy and you're being punished by your mom, but she's decided to shoot you and she's actually a blind special forces soldier….go!

W.D. & H.O. Willis and Three Castles for old timey tobacco cards.

Those cards smell bad. Upper Deckers are never a good thing.

Screw you Benny. So offensive in so many ways.

This film has so many "that guys" its insane. Robert Costanzo, Ironside, Marshall Bell, Mickey Jones, Marc Alamo, even Dean Norris…

It might have started off in one place and ended in another from a creative standpoint.

I hope they paid Constance Zimmer the most. She deserves it for having to be in this kind of dreck.

We elected a rich idiot throwing tantrums, so not old news to some…

I think that 3 name dude who claimed he was "with her" might have..John Mark Karr.

Krazy Kanye kripples Kardashian kontrol kritically.

Write a one person play where you get to play all the parts and perform it on Broadway, just like Patrick Stewart did with A Christmas Carol.

Which one of them is a host? The blonde?

Now in this scene, Hughes is being quartered by four Spruce Geese flying to Asia, Australia, South America and Canada, It will symbolize, ah hell with it, I just want to be martyred….

My movie is called Sloppy Sniper and it's about a bumbling fatass who can't shoot straight. Just watch out bad guys..and pretty much everyone else with a pulse.