tommyudokier--disqus
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tommyudokier--disqus

We have a Se7en party at my house every year where we deep fry a ham carved into a Paltrow head. Take that, one use jerk!

Bernie Bro Bullies beget barrages besting burdended Boriuca balladeer.

Long as there ain't no nekkid vam-pires, I might watch that there shew.

I made fun of Steven Tyler to his face for being too old 20 years ago. Jokes on me.

You should come to the retirement home. Grandpa's been banned from three! floors.

The plot to bring New Coke back.

Ah who knows what he was really clapping at? Likely some kind of gnome riding a dune buggy chasing a cookie with legs.

The Time Masters are all failures. They're losers. We're going to build a wall around the space-time continuum and make the CW pay for it.

I always wonder why we're supposed to care about films like this and their soundtracks? It's like spiceworld or the monkees only less campy? The depth doesn't really feel all that deep. Just feels like nostalgia fever again.

Ihm double paahked on D Street! Someone's gonna fuhhk up my do-ah if I don't move that, kid.

He's setting it on Boston. He was going to call it Beantown Batman but they couldn't get the rights to beans.

Stop dragging that script around town, said he…

A disapproving father cut him off for good prior to that and James Spader turned him into a robot that destroyed a fictional country.

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell enter a room with a dirty child's hoodie.

Sure, but small bites can have the same effect with bacteria etc.

Greg Norman never could win a major tournament, but all that endorsement money and his vineyards made it unnecessary.

Oh God, hope her stomach was OK. Lived with many vegetarians over the years and you could always tell when they slipped and ate meat.

Please, please, he prefers Crock Assweiler.

Advantage- Billy