And his parents are telling him to keep it down.

Loser couldn’t get one more goal to reach 500.

Try this.

That hat is so...

And then this...

Hardy “Har” Harbaugh

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

Arsenal fans are the best.

Looking at its path, it looked like a crab leg!

Do you think Goodell actually says “Bring out the Gimp.” when they need Peter King’s services or does he merely think it?

Very carefully

Matheny went on to say he was shocked that Heyward didn’t want to eat dinner at 4 pm. “With coupons, they’re basically giving the food away,” said Matheny, “And then there’s no chance you’ll miss the 6 o’clock bingo game at St. Lawrence.”

Sonny Jurgensen

Your Cute Rhyming Hed Makes Me Wish You Were Dead

I want to downvote this for reminding me this movie ever existed ever.

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

Funny-looking.

Only if she also goes up to all the young white guys who drive pickups and asks them if they have a fertilizer bomb in the back.

This just reminds me of an episode of Anime Abandon when Sage called out a scene of a guy molesting a woman being played comedically, asking why people are supposed to accept the scene as funny. “They weren’t wearing clown shoes when it happened and nary a single person slipped on a banana peel.”