Oh you poor naive soul.

Hall of famer down to working with the Nuggets down to crossing guard down to JV basketball ref? Whats next, coaching the Knicks?

I'm a little upset that Betty White isn't protected by super heroes at all times.

I assume Turner was still thinking nuclear Armageddon here, so you'd play this when the incoming Soviet/Chinese missiles were 1 minute from impact, and all across America you'd be snuggled up with your loved ones on the couch waiting for the final crescendo to follow the end of that song.

Damn the one armed pushups with his hand on his hip? YES PLEASE.

Gaston can get it.

Don't forget about all the grasshoppers jumping onto the ice and then getting frozen in it.

Have to say, this has been an interesting bowl season. Plenty of predictions have been busted (especially going by CBS), with nine or ten of those games being decided by a single possession. Glad I didn't do one of ESPN's prediction things this year. Looking forward to the championship game, can't really see rooting…

Also, yet another list on which the Browns finish last.

I'll bite. WTF does friend-raising mean? Does it mean cultivating a friendship? Or being friends with someone who is so immature that you have to help raise them up to the level of a normal adult? I am confused.

On a night when it's Pitbull vs Ryan Seacrest, no one wins.

The only scary thing: every Bulls discussion starts or ends with "if they stay healthy, look out."

Actually, it's about exits in games journalism.

Thought someone actually made some kind of puzzle/adventure game about actual Black Beard-y pirates trapped in an actual elevator. Kinda disappointed.

Sexy Unique Restaurant... Which sounds like my Arlo Guthrie cover band.

After the game, a victorious Blake Bortles threw his jersey into the crowd. There were no further incidents.

Shut up already about the eastern conference. Blame the NBA for the stupid salary cap system and guarenteed contracts. You have a fraud like Carmelo Anthony gettung paid 126 million fucking dollars for a team that has no shot at winning anything. If you want to blame Gm's like Sam Hinke, because he is trying to do…

You're ranking the entertaining shitshow that will be Jimmy Clausen starting for the Bears that low? (Let's all keep this in mind: that's Jimmy Clausen, who barely beat out Jordan Palmer for the backup job. JORDAN PALMER.) That game is going to be hysterical to watch the entire Bears management prove they should be…

I'm biased because I live here / am from here...

If the Packers don't want fans to pass out in the bathroom then they should stop calling it an "owner's suite."