THE BAND IS NOT ON THE FIELD! THE BAND IS NOT ON THE FIELD!

To be fair, the three whitest things in the world are:
1. That Papa John's commercial with Peyton Manning
2. Trying to justify racism
3. Omaha, Nebraska

I wonder if the guys on the bench decide before the game who is going to pretend to be held back and who is going to do the holding back in the event of a monstrous dunk.

Oh, this only looks impressive because he's doing it in a manner that is far harder and more aesthetically pleasing than the normal, also difficult and aesthetically pleasing way. One of the greatest in-game dunkers of all time used to do something similar—though infrequently—from time to time.

Tim, I don't care what the JDA or the CBA says. The ONLY legal documents in this case I care about are Titles 13, 15, 18 and other related excerpts of the Municipal Code of Chicago for the Building Industry, specifically Division 6, Chapter 13-60, relating to fire-resistive construction, and I only care about it…

Basketball blew up not long after

It's the year 2051. A barely-aged grandfather slumps comfortably in an anti-gravity chair as his grandchildren run to him, their Pecota-suits gleaming in the refractory light as holographic baseball plays amid the room.

Pictured: Michael Vick stomping on millions of fresh, young whites.

I was thinking Hornball Brother.

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This looks great, but I don't understand why they often play these in baseball stadiums where most of the seats are pointed the wrong way and so many are really far away from the ice.

Just another excuse to watch it again, hah.

Don't let that stop you! His role is pretty small, but he did really well (in my opinion). Even if you hate every minute of his screentime, the Goodman part is predictably amazing.

This video highlights the problem that is increasingly ruining Christmas for millions of families all around the nation. Namely, WHY DOES IT TAKE SO DAMNED LONG FOR OLDER PEOPLE TO OPEN CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!?!?

"Hmmm..."

Gimme doz.

They should do this for all the panels.

Kind of surprising to see a lower total spent this year, but Texans fans expected the drop.

ignore the gawker idiots who end up here by accident, your life will be much happier

Ironically, Papa John's pizza usually results in oils in my bowels.