man if this guy's name ever got out he'd be getting as much shit as a toilet paper roll too.

Come on. It's "Hey Jude." Are you kidding?

unbelievable.

Verne Troyer's BBQ At The 4th Of July Picnic Was Short And Propane

Because "Blackhawks" is an homage to a US army unit, which in turn was nicknamed as an homage to an actual native american, Black Hawk, who was a feared and respected warrior.

Second in four years, no?

Toronto loves you, Chicago.

Haha nice. Even as a Bruins fan, this is great. The loss stings, but much respect to the Blackhawks. They earned it.

Goddamn I love hockey.

snowballing bizarre accusations

I hate that Planned Parenthood won't feed my cat!!

The Marlins wish their fans could catch Opening Day fever.