I fly twice a year on average, to and from the UK on business. I’m usually booked in Economy or E-plus, but on the way home from Heathrow I was given the whole hand-rub/bag-rub/pat-down thing, then bumped up to Business. It’s possible I was bumped up bcs they oversold E-plus and made me get screened as a tradeoff, but…

North Side of CHicago. I went on Tuesday, strategically, at like 3:30 or 4, and there was 1 person ahead of me in line. As I left it was coming on rush hour, and started to get busier, as it will do. I did the same thing yesterday, same time, same place,and that’s probably enough of the sammich for a while.

Allison Jones?

I haven’t seen the name of this third-party editing service in any story I’ve read. (Small sample size, but...) They should be named and shamed, because that’s some Utah video-store bullshit.

I bailed on this show a couple of years ago, but I’m surprised they hadn’t killed him already.

Word.

I wonder how often the third doctor gets called “Glengarry.”

That’s why they don’t play the games on paper.

Like the silver C-3PO in A New Hope that I never noticed until like the eighth time I watched it.

“I saw a crack and was able to split the backs and get behind the defense.”
--Rivers

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Even if it were a romcom, My Best Friend’s Wedding wouldn’t be the GOAT.
Roman Holiday. Princess template. Runaway template. Unrequited romance template. Nutty sidekick template. Travelogue template. Arguably the most beautiful romcom heroine ever. Pre-Daddy Gregory Peck. Still holds up.

No Squat Cobbler in the Better Call Saul room?

Do you live in China?

Fan Bingbing is not a “local” actress. In China she’s basically Scarlett Johansson, and internationally she’s a red carpet icon.
Or was, until the Chinese government disappeared her for three months. For “tax evasion.”

Fan Bingbing might disagree.

Maybe the Nationals will rename the left field line Cardinal Way.

Well, if it’s any consolation, the Phantom is nothing without his facemask.

Liddle sharksy doisters.

Stop.
Every month a different athlete is crowned as the GOAT. It’s Serena! It’s LeBron! It’s Zion! It’s Simone!
Football players can’t do what gymnasts do, gymnasts can’t do what hockey players do, hockey players can’t do what weightlifters do, the ankle bone’s connected to the hip bone.
Can’t we just marvel at what and…