When you write your own fucking finance laws it’s easy to make it look that way.

“Patriotism, Unity, Safety!
Trump 2020—PUS!!!”

“Fuck you, too.”
--Kawhi Leonard

You haven’t seen the ending. Stop bitching about something that hasn’t happened yet.

I sure hope you stopped watching when that became evident, then. Otherwise it doomed you to a life of unfulfilled TV-watching and bitchy takes about something that isn’t even finished yet.

Yes, we know what you mean. But this movie had the word “Endgame” in its title, motherfucker.
Did you ever actually watch Friends?
This is the stupid shit: That you got paid to write your feelings because in this Age Of Fracture, everything that is noteworthy Must Deserve A Backlash.

Only if Marianne Jean-Baptiste gets to be their boss.

“Wait, what now?”
--Blackhawks

Nitwits, Clowns And Assholes, to quote Dan Jenkins.

Your autocorrect and lack of proofreading makes you this evening’s Mrs. Malaprop!

MLS is a soccer league and can’t talk.

“And take the skinheads.”
—Bolling
“Take them!”
—Braddock
AW SHIT

The best part, of course, is hearing Altuve scream “FU--”

HOT 2EX

It’s possible. It sounds like a dick move, but it could be perceived as a safety issue. The fault is with the door staff who should have explicitly told them “home support only” or “cover your colors” or whatever the pub policy is. That’s how the peace is kept around football grounds on match day: by segregating fans…

Omigod, THE RUNNING DOWN THE STREETS. IT’S CHAOS.
Also, no French person has ever smoked a cigarette, so this must be Islamists.
Fuck Glenn Beck with his own beard.

The Cubs winning (and I’m a Cubs fan until the first shovel of dirt hits my face) is what fucked up the balance of the planet. I’d like very much for your theory to be correct, though. Oh shit, does Tiger go to the White House to meet with the Asshole-Golfer-In-Chief?

I know what he is!

Thank you, small time. If/when I grow up, I’ll be sure to order, as my first meal, pancakes on your grave.