Archie is an unspoken multiverse. Archerie is only a thing in the universe where The Archies are world-travelling rock stars. In the normal Archie universe, it's the triangle as usual and Betty isn't even dating Trev. Archie and Valerie unlikely to end up together because Veronica is one of the big 4 and Valerie…

There are still two Pussycats and Ethel, plus the introduction of Sabrina. Cricket O'Dell and Trula Twist are both redheads, so I expect to see them soon, too.

Two great lines from 50s Archie:

After all the character development, Cheryl is back to where she was in the pilot. It's like if Cordelia Chase had started out as a mean girl stereotype, dated Xander and developed some depth, saw Xander cheating on her, and reverted back to her earlier self to cope.

And Kevin and Moose.

I thought that was "He's not going to tell, he's not going to believe me if I deny it. I'm too hung over to worry about it."

He literally said that if he were to date anyone, it would be Betty, and they did flirt a bit in the 50s. "Never" doesn't apply to Archie comics. They have no continuity, so anything goes if it'll make a good story. Jughead is staunchly anti-girl, except for January McAndrews, or Toni Topaz, or Trula Twist when they…

I wouldn't mind that at all. If Veronica isn't the show's MVP, she is.

I think it's going to turn out to be Vandal Savage, then Cheryl is going to steal a TARDIS, err, I mean time ship, and gather together half a dozen superpowered, yet completely insignificant, people. Their first mission will be to restore the real Chuck Clayton to the timeline, replacing the anomaly who said he gave…

Of all the plots that don't make sense on this show, this is the one that REALLY doesn't make sense to me. We've heard Archie's music. Why does he think that classical training, or even a strong background in theory, is going to help? It's not like he's talking about composing symphonies. He writes guitar-based emo…

There's Archiekins, Eye Candy Reggie and Gay Best Friend Kevin. She's not going to steal Betty's man, and, after those four, the male population of Riverdale High is pretty awful.

"Since we've already lost the reason for Marisol Nichols to wear the Chok-Lit Shoppe outfit," And now I remember what my favorite part of this series is.

Aside from what you could probably find in a porn parody, I doubt anything is too much for this show.

Seconded on the Amazon. Wonder Tot would be awesome.

He wasn't looking for a Beatles record. They recorded "Anna," but he was looking for the original by Arthur Alexander.

It's true to Jughead's character. Even though he has no interest in dating anyone, he always has a soft spot for Betty.

Jug head references Sartre, Veronica reads Truman Capote, Cheryl makes puns on Frida Kahlo's name and Archie isn't sure who Bob Dylan is. He's lucky he's pretty.

It wasn't just the writing. Her last scene, where she checks out some more high school students, was supposed to make her creepy predator status clear, but since the high school students in Riverdale look like ripped twentysomethings,it didn't the impact that it was meant to.

Sam did work with Steve for decades. If you mean the new versions should continue to work with the old ones, Miles became Spider-Man when Peter died. Yes. I know. He got better.

Thor isn't a man, Thor is a god, and he wouldn't be the first male god to have a female incarnation.